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“after being kicked out of the apartment for numerous horrible acts,” says s. in sioux falls, south dakota, “our roommate for the summer sent us this with her last rent check…which was later edited a bit by one angry roommate.” s. leaves us to wonder exactly what kinds of “horrible acts” were committed by k., but i’m going to assume they were pretty “atroecious.”

related: the patron(izing) saint of roommates

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I don't really have an explanation for cutting like 80 friends except for that it's almost 7 AM and I'm just sick and tired of all of this. I'm not going to say stupid shitty things like "comment here!!11" because I don't know if I'm going to come around in 3 minutes or 3 days or whatever, and frankly commenting isn't going to make a difference right now. I do like you all. I'll probably add a scant few here and there but don't really bet on that.

if you want to talk, PM me or IM me sometime.

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writes ben in snohomish, washington: “we visit my aunt the same amount we visit the rest of our extended family, but for some reason she takes it personally that we don’t do so daily. she took the occasion of my son’s 11th birthday to take a shot at us.”

related: my condolences on your birthday

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travis in edmonton says this painting (which “resembled a tenth-grader’s crack at designing fantasy novel jacket”) appeared one day in the alley behind the pub where he works. feeling puckish, travis says, “every evening i would turn it toward the south-facing balconies…and every morning it would be face-down in the street again, until eventually it disappeared for good.”

related: you can have the inflatable bananas

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while some old folks (and grandmothers in particular) are seasoned masters of the heart-tugging passive-aggressive guilt trip, there’s another breed of blue-hairs who’ve seemingly given up on all the social niceties and instead just give their unfiltered opinion on any subject at hand. their all-purpose excuse, as demonstrated by this example from tacoma, washington: “i’m old!”

yet while this group certainly helps make reading the “letters to the editor” page entertaining, charity in westfield, wisconsin says the “grumpy old crank” routine isn’t quite as amusing when you have to live with one of them. “i’ve been staying with my grandmother for two months,” charity says, and “she tells me daily that i stink.” she woke up one morning to find this slightly more polite message….which was not-so-politely attached to toilet seat with packing tape.

related: a day in the life of a crank

hrm. news? uh...i'm going to see this is it again today. my dad won't be home for a while. another week maybe. he's away on business. we might go up there to see him. i'm so close to my goal of $500 saved for my okc trip! 8D and i am so fucking thirsty. the end.

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our anonymous submitter from chicago says she and her four siblings recently received this somewhat cryptic e-mail from dear old dad. explains a: “the initials refer to our names (and spouses’ names, where applicable). dad lives in west bloomfield. i’m pretty sure it means he wants us to visit?”

related: love, dad

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writes mike in provo, utah: “this is a letter my friend liz found on the windshield of her car during the time she was dating her now-husband. they framed the note, and now have it proudly displayed in their living room.”

related: a substance user and a player!

So Emi was completely the cutest vampire ever, despite her fangs being way too large for her mouth, lol. This picture barely shows her dress. There are more under the cut, which were actually taken about a week ago.

What cut? ( This cut )

She wore her cape for a good sixty seconds before taking it off.

Lol to the few of you that made the connection between the bruise-like eyes and sparkly skin. :*[. I'm lame.

Side-note, yet kind of related: I had a dream that I was Barack Obama and that I had a set of magical vampire teeth that made me go ~undercover when I wore them. Once I put them on, no one could recognize me. I think this has to do with the overabundance of Obama related commercials I've seen lately (Chia Obama? Obama Sneakers? Really? Really?) and the fact that I have become hopelessly obsessed with Vampire Knight. (Both the manga and anime, sadly.)

Super side-note, but not at all related: It is about 8:10 AM (I've made a lot of edits) and I still haven't been to sleep. :[. Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

Super-Super side-note: I never update anymore, I hardly ever get on twitter, and my phone is rarely ever charged. However, I still want to give a big I LOVE YOU to Dee for not forgetting about me. XD.

Last side-note: Omg did I just type the XD face? :[.

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chris in valdosta, georgia came home last halloween eve to find this friendly reminder taped to every mailbox in his quiet little cul-de-sac. (”it’s a little worse for wear,” chris explains, “because i ripped it off and stomped it on a few times before scanning it.”)

the underlying message, interestingly enough, actually isn’t all that different from this one, by an unhappy halloween celebrant in somersworth, new hampshire.

meanwhile, jake in grand rapids, michigan came home last halloween to this glowing display in his living room. “apparently my roommate and his girlfriend had spent all day working on them,” jake says. “i don’t think he was mad at me for any one particular thing, but he did this sort of thing on a fairly regular basis…which made living with him pretty entertaining.”

related: pumpkin with a death wish

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as we’ve noted here before, the white-collar nuisance known as the nibbler has been pathetically picking his (half)way through office kitchenettes across the land for some time now.

while the nibbler’s actions are usually met with disdain, one oh-so-compassionate office-worker from omaha decided to take a different approach — an e-mail intervention, of sorts. i’d also be interested to see his advice for mike in cleveland, who seems to have similar delusions about the health impact of eating 9 donuts instead of 10.

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the kicker? as it turns out, according to our anonymous submitter,”the bandit was, in fact, a guy!”

related: just take the whole slice next time, okay?

This is now a appreciation post for dearpencilpal

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